Smoking Quotes, Sayings about smokers - Page 2

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.
– Anonymous

I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself.
– Anonymous

A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.
– Anonymous

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
– Anonymous

The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.
– Anonymous

Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking.
– Anonymous

It is easier to stay out than get out.
– Anonymous

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
– Anonymous

To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I’ve done it a thousand times.
– Mark Twain

Another defining feature of therapeutic ethos, then, is the growing tendency to define a range of human behaviors as diseases or pathologies.
– James L. Nolan

If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman’s pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.
– George Bernard Shaw

Asthma doesn’t seem to bother me any more unless I’m around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.
– Steve Allen

After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after dinner activity that doesn’t involve two human beings.
– Brad Shaw

He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.
– Edward George

I’m glad I don’t have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and put them in my mouth.
– Mignon McLaughlin

There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.
– Katharine Whitehorn

When I tell any truth it is not for the sake of convincing those who do not know it, but for the sake of defending those who do.
– William Blake

A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?
– Oscar Wilde

Yes, social friend, I love thee well, In learned doctor’s spite; Thy clouds all other clouds dispel And lap me in delight.
– Charles Sprague

There’s something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that.
– Harold Robbins