Smoking Quotes, Sayings about smokers

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I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day, at my age I have to hold on to something.
– George Burns

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Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
– Brooke Shields

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Recycling and speed limits are bullshit, they’re like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed.
– Chuck Palahniuk

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I don’t smoke anymore, except on National No Smoking Day as a protest against those who want to control our lives.
– John Richard

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It is easier to stay out than get out.
– Mark Twain

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My smoking might be bothering you, but it’s killing me.
– Anonymous

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For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
– Jay Leno

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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
– Anonymous

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Giving up smoking is easy. I’ve done it hundreds of times.
– Mark Twain

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It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription.
– Malcolm Potts

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I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
– Anonymous

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A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.
– E.G. Bulwer Lytton

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A cigar has “…a fire at one end and a fool at the other.”
– Horace Greely

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Carrie: Smoking is the only thing that keeps me balanced.
– Jessica Parker

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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
– George Burns

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Watching the smoke dance out of a cigarette is like watching a girl dance out of her dress.
– D.H. Mondfleur

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The only ‘safer’ cigarette is your last one.
– Duane Alan Hahn

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Perfection is such a nuisance that I often regret having cured myself of using tobacco.
– Emile Zola

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To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I’ve done it a thousand times.
– Mark Twain

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A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?
– Oscar Wilde