Smoking Quotes, Sayings about smokers

In as much time as it takes to smoke a cigarette, a person’s life was changed forever.
– Karen McQuestion

It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription.
– Malcolm Potts

Recycling and speed limits are bullshit, they’re like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed.
– Chuck Palahniuk

I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day, at my age I have to hold on to something.
– George Burns

The only safer cigarette is your last one.
– Anonymous

Smokers don’t get to smoke. They have to smoke.
– Anonymous

Smoke your pipe and be silent; there’s only wind and smoke in the world.
– Anonymous

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
– Anonymous

If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.
– Anonymous

If we lose the battle against tobacco, we will lose the war against cancer.
– Anonymous

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
– Anonymous

My smoking might be bothering you, but it’s killing me.
– Anonymous

To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times.
– Anonymous

Some things are better eschewed than chewed; tobacco is one of them.
– Anonymous

I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
– Anonymous

The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
– Anonymous

Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.
– Anonymous

To the average cigarette smoker the world is his ashtray.
– Anonymous

Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.
– Anonymous

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since.
– Anonymous