Sarcasm Quotes, Sarcastic Sayings - Page 2

Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.
– Anonymous

“Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”
– Anonymous

I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.
– Anonymous

You were looking good from afar.. now you’re far from looking good.
– Anonymous

Someone who thinks logically, provides a nice contrast to the real world.
– Anonymous

Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil.
– Anonymous

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
– Anonymous

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
– Anonymous

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
– Anonymous

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
– Anonymous

He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
– Anonymous

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
– Anonymous

Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.
– Anonymous

If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
– Anonymous

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.
– Gordon Dickson

Sarcasm is the language of the devil, for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it.
– Thomas Carlyle

The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if it were.
– David Brinkley

To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
– Gustave Flaubert

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning ability to, and bics, meaning withstand tremendous boredom.
– Dave Barry

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victems he intends to eat until he eats them.
– Samuel Butler