Sarcasm Quotes, Sarcastic Sayings

There are some people who come in your life pretending that they love you only because they need you.
– Uzair Lallmamod

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
– Ashleigh Brilliant

Never judge a book by its movie.
– J.W. Eagan

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don’t like?
– Jean Cocteau

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
– Abba Eban

Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
– Ambrose Bierce

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
– Anonymous

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
– Whitney Brown

You don’t have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
– John Ciardi

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.
– Gordon Dickson

Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
– William Feather

I don’t believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.
– Noel Coward

If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
– Charles Pierce

I didn’t like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions – the curtain was up.
– Groucho Marx

You were looking good from afar.. now you’re far from looking good.
– Anonymous

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
– Oscar Wilde

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
– George Bernard Shaw

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
– Anonymous

Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.
– Anonymous

You have delighted us long enough.
– Jane Austen