Sarcasm Quotes, Sarcastic Sayings

The greatest joy in life comes not from winning but from giving.
– Debasish Mridha

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
– Oscar Wilde

I don’t believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.
– Noel Coward

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
– Abba Eban

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
– Whitney Brown

Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
– Ambrose Bierce

You don’t have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
– John Ciardi

I didn’t like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions – the curtain was up.
– Groucho Marx

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don’t like?
– Jean Cocteau

If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
– Charles Pierce

Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
– William Feather

Never judge a book by its movie.
– J.W. Eagan

There are some people who come in your life pretending that they love you only because they need you.
– Uzair Lallmamod

There’s too much blood in my caffeine system.
– Anonymous

The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.
– Anonymous

We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.
– Anonymous

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
– Anonymous

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
– Anonymous

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
– Anonymous

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
– Anonymous