A gold watch is the most appropriate gift for retirement, as its recipients have given up so many of their golden hours in a lifetime of service.
– Harry Mahtar
I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy.
– Danny McGoorty
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
– George Bernard Shaw
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
– Anonymous
The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
– Anonymous
A lot of our friends complain about their retirement. We tell ‘em to get a life.
– Anonymous
I’m now as free as the breeze – with roughly the same income.
– Anonymous
The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money.
– Anonymous
Retirement may be looked upon either as a prolonged holiday or as a rejection, a being thrown on to the scrap-heap.
– Anonymous
Old soldiers never die, they merely fade away.
– Anonymous
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
– Anonymous
I’m retired – goodbye tension, hello pension.
– Anonymous
To retire is to begin to die.
– Anonymous
Sooner or later I’m going to die, but I’m not going to retire.
– Anonymous
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
– Anonymous
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
– Anonymous
The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
– Anonymous
I will not retire while I’ve still got my legs and my make-up box.
– Anonymous
Life begins at retirement.
– Anonymous
Musicians don’t retire; they stop when there’s no more music in them.
– Anonymous