Pregnancy Quotes, Sayings about being pregnant

Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.
– Joyce Armor

I realize why women die in childbirth it’s preferable.
– Sherry Glaser

There is only one pretty child in the world and everymother has it.
– Chinese Proverb

I gained 80 pounds for my pregnancy so this is like my coming out party.
– Cindy Margolis

To be pregnant is to be vitally alive, thoroughly woman, and undoubtedly inhabited.
– Anne Buchanan

There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile.
– Honore Balzac

A ship under sail and a big bellied woman, Are the handsomest two things that can be seen common.
– Benjamin Franklin

Before you were born I carried you under my heart. From the moment you arrived in this world until the moment I leave it, I will always carry you in my heart.
– Mandy Harrison

A baby is something you carry inside you for nine months, in your arms for three years and in your heart till the day you die.
– Mary Mason

When you gain 50 pounds during pregnancy like I did, you fear that you’ll never get back in shape.
– Charisma Carpenter

What’s that on the telly? It’s an angel sent from God… Growing in my belly… Like a sweet pea in a pod!
– Melissa Hatcher

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
– Erma Bombeck

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
– Sam Levenson

There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can’t get it.
– Irena Chalmers

Everything grows rounder and wider and weirder, and I sit here in the middle of it all and wonder who in the world you will turn out to be.
– Carrie Fisher

If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternately, there would never be more than three in a family.
– Lawrence Housman

We are like a woman with a difficult pregnancy. We have to rebuild the social classes in Egypt, and we must change the way things were.
– Naguib Mahfouz

We expect teachers to handle teenage pregnancy, substance abuse, and the failings of the family. Then we expect them to educate our children.
– John Sculley

If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.
– Lawrence Housman

Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain your life will never be the same.
– Catherine Jones