Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don’t. Some can’t.
– Author Unknown
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
– Author Unknown
Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy.
– Author Unknown
Burn rubber, not your soul, baby.
– Craig Fernandez and Reggie Bythewood, Biker Boyz
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking.
– Author Unknown
Bikes don’t leak oil, they mark their territory.
– Author Unknown
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn’t get real interesting until about 150.
– Author Unknown
Work to ride and ride to work.
– Author Unknown
Don’t argue with an 18-wheeler.
– Author Unknown
The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle.
– Lucinda Williams
Keep the paint up, and the rubber down!
– Author Unknown
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.
– Author Unknown
If you ride like there’s no tomorrow, there won’t be.
– Author Unknown
That’s all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel.
– Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.
– Author Unknown
Safety doesn’t happen by accident.
– Author Unknown
And I to my motorcycle
Parked like the soul of the junkyard
Restored, a bicycle fleshed
With power, and tore off
Up Highway 106, continually
Drunk on the wind in my mouth,
Wringing the handlebar for speed,
Wild to be wreckage forever.
– James Dickey, “Cherrylog Road”
Whatever it is, it’s better in the wind.
– Author Unknown
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.
– Author Unknown
Midnight bugs taste best.
– Author Unknown