Morning Quotes

Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
– Emo Phillips

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I have a “carpe diem” mug and, truthfully, at six in the morning the words do not make me want to seize the day. They make me want to slap a dead poet.
– Joanne Sherman

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My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
– Cary Grant

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I love the sweet smell of dawn our unique daily opportunity to smell time, to smell opportunity each morning being, a new beginning.
– Emme Woodhull

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The man with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, “How is the president?”
– Will Rogers

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I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.
– Benjamin Franklin

When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.
– Marcus Aurelius

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What’s money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.
– Bob Dylan

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If you’re bored with life you don’t get up every morning with a burning desire to do things you don’t have enough goals.
– Lou Holtz

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Angels in the early morning may be seen the dews among. Stooping, plucking, smiling, flying. Do the buds to them belong?
– Emily Dickinson

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A person is a success if they get up in the morning and gets to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.
– Bob Dylan

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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, “Did you sleep good?” I said “No, I made a few mistakes.”
– Steven Wright

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The average, healthy, well adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
– Jean Kerr

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I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.
– Mitch Hedberg

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I think that if ever a mortal heard the voice of God it would be in a garden at the cool of the day.
– F. Frankfort Moore

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Landlord of a bordello! The company’s good and the mornings are quiet, which is the best time to write.
– William Faulkner

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No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up.
– Robert Lynd

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Sadness flies on the wings of the morning and out of the heart of darkness comes the light.
– Jean Giraudou

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