Morning Quotes

Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
– Emo Phillips

I have a “carpe diem” mug and, truthfully, at six in the morning the words do not make me want to seize the day. They make me want to slap a dead poet.
– Joanne Sherman

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
– Cary Grant

I love the sweet smell of dawn our unique daily opportunity to smell time, to smell opportunity each morning being, a new beginning.
– Emme Woodhull

The man with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, “How is the president?”
– Will Rogers

I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.
– Benjamin Franklin

When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.
– Marcus Aurelius

What’s money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.
– Bob Dylan

If you’re bored with life you don’t get up every morning with a burning desire to do things you don’t have enough goals.
– Lou Holtz

Angels in the early morning may be seen the dews among. Stooping, plucking, smiling, flying. Do the buds to them belong?
– Emily Dickinson

A person is a success if they get up in the morning and gets to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.
– Bob Dylan

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, “Did you sleep good?” I said “No, I made a few mistakes.”
– Steven Wright

The average, healthy, well adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
– Jean Kerr

The grey-ey’d morn smiles on the frowning night, Chequering the eastern clouds with streaks of light.
– William Shakespeare

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.
– Mitch Hedberg

I think that if ever a mortal heard the voice of God it would be in a garden at the cool of the day.
– F. Frankfort Moore

Landlord of a bordello! The company’s good and the mornings are quiet, which is the best time to write.
– William Faulkner

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up.
– Robert Lynd

To him whose elastic and vigorous thought keeps pace with the sun, the day is a perpetual morning.
– Henry David Thoreau

Sadness flies on the wings of the morning and out of the heart of darkness comes the light.
– Jean Giraudou