Humor Quotes

Humor is a tool to ease the harsh realities of life.
– Ken Poirot

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything – even poverty – you can survive it.
– Bill Cosby

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart as under.
– Virginia Woolf

The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven.
– Mark Twain

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
– Charlie Chaplin

One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you.
– Larry Gelbart

Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.
– Mark Twain

Bohr’s famous statement ‘Your theory is crazy, but it isn’t crazy enough to be true’ was crazy, but it wasn’t crazy enough to be true.
– John Alejandro King

I hate it when people don’t remember my name. It means I have to try to think of it myself.
– John Alejandro King

Mission criticality does not imply criticality of mission.
– John Alejandro King

Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness its poison.
– Lord Chesterfield

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.
– William Thackeray

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
– James Thurber

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
– Jessamyn West

Where humor is concerned there are no standards no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
– John Kenneth

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It’s unbridled, its unplanned, it’s full of suprises.
– Erma Bombeck

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
– Mark Twain

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
– James Thurber

A well developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.
– William A. Ward

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It’s jolted by every pebble on the road.
– Henry Ward Beecher