Housewarming Quotes

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn.
– C.E. Cowman

A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life: he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson

The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God’s mind a pretty uncomfortable thought particularly if you’ve just made a down payment on a house.
– Woody Allen

House, A hollow edifice erected for the habitation of man, rat, mouse, beetle, cockroach, fly, mosquito, flea, bacillus, and microbe.
– Ambrose Bierce

Home is a name, a word,it is a strong one stronger than magician ever spoke or spirit ever answered to in the strongest conjuration.
– Charles Dickens

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.
– James Dent

And of all man’s felicities The very subtlest one, say I, Is when for the first time he sees His hearthfire smoke against the sky.
– Christopher Morley

People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30 year mortgage.
– Doug Larson

There’s nothing to match curling up with a good book when there’s a repair job to be done around the house.
– Joe Ryan

Unless one decorates one’s house for oneself alone, best leave it bare, for other people are walleyed.
– D.H. Lawrence

May the roof above us never fall in And may we good companions beneath it never fall out.
– Irish Blessing

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.
– G.M. Weilacher

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
– Frank McKinney Hubbard

Home, the spot of earth supremely blest, A dearer, sweeter spot than all the rest.
– Robert Montgomery

Where we love is home – home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts.
– Oliver Wendell Holmes

A house that does not have one worn, comfy chair in it is soulless.
– May Sarton

Old houses mended,Cost little less than new before they’re ended.
– Colley Cibber

He that has a house to put’s head in has a good head piece.
– William Shakespeare

Where thou art that is Home.
– Emily Dickinson