Housewarming Quotes

The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God’s mind a pretty uncomfortable thought particularly if you’ve just made a down payment on a house.
– Woody Allen

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A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.
– James Dent

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There’s nothing to match curling up with a good book when there’s a repair job to be done around the house.
– Joe Ryan

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One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.
– G.M. Weilacher

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The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
– Frank McKinney Hubbard

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