Hockey Quotes - Page 3

That’s so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes!
– Stu Grimson

My former wife made me a millionaire. I used to have three million dollars.
– Bobby Hull

All that means is that I’ll be 783 years old when I catch Scotty Bowman.
– Kevin Constantine

Our first priority was staying alive. Our second was stopping the puck.
– Glenn Hall

I guess they respect my shot because they were all ready at the blue line.
– Patrick Way

You try to squeeze a little more Charmin in the pads when you face him.
– Kevin Hodson

Our system of forechecking is to shoot the puck and leave it there.
– Harry Neale

I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
– Wayne Gretzky

Get used to this phrase: how could both referees have missed that?
– Mike Brophy

We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.
– Bobby Clarke

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
– Rodney Dangerfield

Hockey is a man’s game. The team with the most real men wins.
– Brian Burke

Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental.
– Jim McKenny

I had all my own teeth and I wanted to keep it that way.
– Tom Glavine

Hockey would be a great game… if played in the mud.
– Jimmy Cannon

If hockey fights were fixed, I’d be in more of them.
– Rod Gilbert

Hockey is like a disease, you can’t really shake it.
– Goaltender Wregget

Yes, and I also like jumping out of tall buildings.
– John Vanbies

Some guys play hockey.Gretzky plays 40mph chess.
– Lowell Cohn

When I look at the net I see 2 or 3 goalies.
– Radek Dvorak