Golf Quotes, Sayings about Golf sport - Page 3

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
– A.A. Milne

Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole in one.
– Martha Beckman

If I can hit a curveball, why can’t I hit a ball that is standing still on a course?
– Larry Nelson

Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course – the distance between your ears.
– Bobby Jones

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.
– Phyllis Diller

The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top.
– Pete Dye

Golf gives you an insight into human nature, your own as well as your opponent’s.
– Grantland Rice

Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.
– Tommy Armour

I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
– Miller Barber

I can airmail the golf ball, but sometimes I don’t put the right address on it.
– Jim Dent

Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
– Robin Williams

I know I am getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators.
– Gerald Ford

Art said he wanted to get more distance. I told him to hit it and run backward.
– Ken Venturi

One thing about golf is you don’t know why you play bad and why you play good.
– George Archer

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
– Joey Adams

Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses.
– Adlai Stevenson

They call it golf because all of the other four letter words were taken.
– Raymond Floyd

There are two things you can do with your head down play golf and pray.
– Lee Trevino

Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.
– Chi Chi Rodriguez

Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well.
– Art Rosenbaum