Golf Quotes, Sayings about Golf sport - Page 2

I’d play every day if I could. It’s cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart.
– Brent Musburger

Golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of a middle-aged man to a female bosom.
– Michael Green

Golf is like an 18 year old girl with big boobs. You know it’s wrong but you can’t keep away from her.
– Val Doonican

Play it as it lies” is one of the fundamental dictates of golf. The other is “Wear it if it clashes.
– Henry Beard

If I’m on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast.If God wants to play through, let him.
– Bob Hope

Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can’t play it.
– Ted Ray

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
– Jim Bishop

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they’d starve to death.
– Sam Snead

Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn’t a lot of strokes when you consider the course.
– Lee Trevino

I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
– Bob Hope

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place this world is when one is playing golf.
– Robert Lynd

What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.
– Arnold Palmer

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
– Sam Snead

A passion, an obsession, a romance, a nice acquaintanceship with trees, sand, and water.
– Bob Ryan

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone’s golf game: it’s called an eraser.
– Arnold Palmer

They say golf is like life, but don’t believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.
– Gardner Dickinson

Through years of experience I have found that air offers less resistance than dirt.
– Jack Nicklaus

It’s so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg.
– J.C. Snead

I’m hitting the woods just great, but I’m having a terrible time getting out of them.
– Harry Toscano

The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.
– John