Golf Quotes, Sayings about Golf sport

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child.Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
– John Updike

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
– G.K. Chesterton

It’s hard not to play golf that’s up to.
– Jack Nicklaus

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five and a half inch course the space between your ears.
– Bobby Jones

Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.
– Anonymous

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
– Chi Chi Rodriguez

Golf is not just an exercise; it’s an adventure, a romance… a Shakespeare play in which disaster and comedy are intertwined.
– Harold Segall

Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it’s called the PGA Tour.
– Alex Hay

If you’re caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1 iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
– Lee Trevino

I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.
– Gerald Ford

Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.
– Jack Benny

Eighteen holes of match or medal play will teach you more about your foe than will 18 years of dealing with him across a desk.
– Grantland Rice

Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.
– Huxtable Pippey

Golf is like a love affair. If you don’t take it seriously, it’s no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.
– Arthur Daley

It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good shot.
– Nubar Gulbenkian

Golf is not a game, it’s bondage. It was obviously devised by a man torn with guilt, eager to atone for his sins.
– Jim Murray

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.
– Jim Murray

If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.
– Horace G. Hutchinson

Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.
– P.G. Wodehouse

I’m about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That’s the distance my left ear is from my right.
– Ben Crenshaw