Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others.
– Confucius
Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.
– Helen Gurley Brown
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
– Christopher Isherwoo
My husband and I fell in love at first sight… may be I should have taken a second look.
– Anonymous
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
– General George Patton
It’s a recession when your neighbour loses his job: it’s a depression when you lose yours.
– Harry S. Truman
I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it.
– Charles Schulz
It is true that liberty is precious; so precious that it must be carefully rationed.
– Lenin
I like a bit of mongrel myself, whether it’s a man or a dog; they’re the best for everyday.
– George Bernard Shaw
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you’re prejudiced against all races.
– Homer J Simpson
Anyone who can only think of only one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.
– Mark Twain
A language that doesn’t affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing.
– Alex Lu
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
– Anonymous
The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been.
– Madeleine L’Engle
Life isn’t worth living unless you’re willing to take some big chances and go for broke.
– Eliot Wiggington
All you future Google Whores might want to pay attention to what I’m about to reveal.
– John Chow
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
– George Bernard Shaw
At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage.
– Anonymous
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.
– Lucille Ball
To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I’ve done it a thousand times.
– Mark Twain