Funny Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who’ll think he’s Tiger Woods.
– Frankie Boyle

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Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still.
– Lou Erickso

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Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.
– Beverly Nichols

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May be the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to come out of it with a few good songs.
– Marianne Faithfull

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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That’s almost $7.00 in dog money.
– Joe Weinstein

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