Funny Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

Death is funny in that it brings out the best and worst in people. It casts light on the truth and makes life blindingly clear.
– Allison DuBois

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Life…is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy , and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
– Dogulas Adams

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Then there was a man who said, ‘I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.’
– Anonymous

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