Funny Golf Quotes - Page 3

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.
– Anonymous

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I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
– Anonymous

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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
– Anonymous

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Golf is a funny game and today seemed to go my way, so it was nice to get off to a good start.
– Anonymous

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