Funny Birthday Quotes - Page 2

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

– Robert Frost

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.

– Daniel Francois Esprit Auber

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

– Mark Twain

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

– Rev. Larry Lorenzoni

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

– Jack Benny

They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.

– Unknown Author

Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

– Tom Wilson

They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much.

– Malcolm Cowley

After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
– Anonymous

It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
– Anonymous

Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
– Anonymous

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
– Anonymous

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
– Anonymous

My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of. Lord only knows.
– Anonymous