There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren’t one.
– Anonymous
There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
– Annymous
The younger you try to look; the older you actually are. HappyBday
– Anonymous
It’s okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.
– Anonymous
It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope! Happy Birthday
– Anonymous
It is older, but not better! Happy Birthday!
– Anonymous
It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.
– Anonymous
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
– Anonymous
Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!
– Anonymous
Better to be over the hill than buried under it.
– Anonymous
Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday!
– Anonymous
May my friend on this special day be able to set all the jealous people on fire and use the flame to burn the candles and blow them off with a happy smile, a very happy and amazing day to you.
– Annymous
At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!
– Anonymous
Another year, another new place that aches.
-Anonymous
Another year older, but unfortunately none wiser.
– Anonymous
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
– H. Prochnow
A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
– R. C. Ferguson
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
– Unknown Author
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
– Bob Hope
Age is a number and yours is unlisted.
– Unknown