Funny Birthday Quotes

There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren’t one.
– Anonymous

There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
– Annymous

The younger you try to look; the older you actually are. HappyBday
– Anonymous

It’s okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.
– Anonymous

It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope! Happy Birthday
– Anonymous

It is older, but not better! Happy Birthday!
– Anonymous

It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.
– Anonymous

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
– Anonymous

Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!
– Anonymous

Better to be over the hill than buried under it.
– Anonymous

Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday!
– Anonymous

May my friend on this special day be able to set all the jealous people on fire and use the flame to burn the candles and blow them off with a happy smile, a very happy and amazing day to you.
– Annymous

At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!
– Anonymous

Another year, another new place that aches.
-Anonymous

Another year older, but unfortunately none wiser.
– Anonymous

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

– H. Prochnow

A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
– R. C. Ferguson

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

– Unknown Author

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

– Bob Hope

Age is a number and yours is unlisted.

– Unknown