Funny Women Quotes - Page 5

A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – That’s because she changes it more often.
– Anonymous

To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
– Anonymous

Women Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.
– Anonymous

What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
– Anonymous

Most women are not as young as they are painted.
– Anonymous

Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one.
– Anonymous

I like my whiskey old and my women young.
– Anonymous

If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
– Anonymous