Funny Women Quotes - Page 4

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

– George Carlin

If you see a nice man with great personality, good dressings, nice and high morals and character. What you call him? Yes, a gentle man! Have you ever meet a gentle woman???

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It’s the good girls men should be warned against.

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.

A women may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided, and even downright stupid..but she is never ever wrong.

A beauty is a woman you notice; a charmer is one who notices you.

Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough.
– Anonymous

Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have film.
– Anonymous

Your school GPA is inversely proportionate to your girlfriend’s looks and vise versa.
– Anonymous

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
– Anonymous

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
– Anonymous

Avoid hangovers stay drunk.
– Anonymous

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
– Anonymous

I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
– Anonymous

I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.
– Anonymous

Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times.
– Anonymous

It’s not cheating unless you get caught.
– Anonymous

No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing.
– Anonymous