Funny Men Quotes

You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time Husband!!!

– Bill Maher

The ideal man goes home early, doesn’t flirt, doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t gamble and doesn’t exist.

Men are like commercials, you can’t believe a word they say.

When you see a homeless man, feel no pity. He should have listened to his wife.

Little girls grow up to be ladies…Little boys grow up to be big boys

What do men and clouds have in common???… When both are not around its a nice day!

What are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? “Hold my purse”

The only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys!

One day a man asked a genie to make him smarter than any other man on earth. The genie turned him into a woman.

Always go for a beautiful, intelligent & loving boy. But make sure the three boys don’t meet each other.

Women would rather be beautiful than smart only because men can see way better than they can think.

Men only have two faults, everything they say and everything they do.

Always remember: When SHE cancels a date, it is because.. “She has to.” But When HE cancels a date, it is because.. “He has two.”

One thing all men need to know: Its cheaper to keep her.

Men are like Bluetooth connection, when you are beside them, they stay connected but when you are away, they search for new devices.

Men are like bank accounts, without money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

A husband is someone who after taking the trash out gives the impression he’s cleaned the whole house!

God made men because every good thing needs a blue print.

A genius is a man who can rewrap a new shirt and not have any pins left over.

– Dino Levi

They all say they’re different but really they’re all just the same – boys.