Driving Quotes - Page 2

Driving a brand new car feels like driving around in an open billfold with the dollars flapping by your ears as they fly out the window.
– Grey Livingston

Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams.
– Mary Ellen Kelly

Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law that only paid for cars be allowed to use the highways.
– Will Rogers

What a lucky thing the wheel was invented before the automobile; otherwise can you imagine the awful screeching?
– Samuel Hoffenstein

What fools indeed we morals are To lavish care upon a Car, With ne’er a bit of time to see About our own machinery!
– John Kendrick Bangs

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I’m gone.
– Steven Wright

Restore human legs as a means of travel. Pedestrians rely on food for fuel and need no special parking facilities.
– Lewis Mumford

Road rage is the expression of the amateur sociopath in all of us, cured by running into a professional.
– Robert Brault

The car has become… an article of dress without which we feel uncertain, unclad, and incomplete.
– Marshall McLuhan

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
– Doug Larson

The elderly don’t drive that badly; they’re just the only ones with time to do the speed limit.
– Jason Love

A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.
– Peter De Vries

Certainly dog driving is the most terrible work one has to face in this sort of business.
– Robert Falcon Scott

Recklessness is a species of crime and should be so regarded on our streets and highways.
– Marlen E. Pew

A commuter tie up consists of you and people who for some reason won’t use public transit.
– Robert Brault

For every “Drive Safely” sign, shouldn’t there be a “Resume Normal Driving” sign?
– Robert Brault

The longest journey begins with a single step, not with a turn of the ignition key.
– Edward Abbey

Baseball is like driving, it’s the one who gets home safely that counts.
– Tommy Lasorda

The best car safety device is a rear view mirror with a cop in it.
– Dudley Moore

Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
– E.B. White