Driving Quotes

Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible or even sinful that you burned up a gallon of gasoline to fetch a pack of cigarettes !
– Dr. Paul MacCready

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I’m gone.
– Steven Wright

Restore human legs as a means of travel. Pedestrians rely on food for fuel and need no special parking facilities.
– Lewis Mumford

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
– Albert Einstein

The car has become a secular sanctuary for the individual, his shrine to the self, his mobile Walden Pond.
– Edward McDonagh

The car has become… an article of dress without which we feel uncertain, unclad, and incomplete.
– Marshall McLuhan

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
– Doug Larson

The elderly don’t drive that badly; they’re just the only ones with time to do the speed limit.
– Jason Love

A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.
– Peter De Vries

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
– H.G. Wells

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
– Bill Vaughan

A commuter tie up consists of you and people who for some reason won’t use public transit.
– Robert Brault

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.
– Mac McCleary

Baseball is like driving, it’s the one who gets home safely that counts.
– Tommy Lasorda

Walking isn’t a lost art – one must, by some means, get to the garage.
– Evan Esar

The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost the use of his feet.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson

A city that outdistances man’s walking powers is a trap for man.
– Arnold Toynbee

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.
– Margaret Mead

Drive carefully! Remember, it’s not only a car that can be recalled by it’s maker.
– Anonymous

The automobile is technologically more sophisticated than the bundling board, but the human motives in their uses are sometimes the same.
– Charles M. Allen