Dogs Quotes, Sayings about dogs and puppies

If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
– Phil Pastoret

The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother and they’ll settle for a puppy every time.
– Winston Pendelton

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail.
– Fran Lebowitz

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
– Andy Rooney

I always like a dog so long as he isn’t spelled backward.
– G.K. Chesterton

The more I see of man the more I like dogs.
– Mme. de Staël

Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative.
– Mordecai Wyatt Johnson

Dog sled riding is a sport that is relaxing as well as fragrant.
– Dave Barry

The problem with loving is that pets don’t last long enough and people last too long.
– Anonymous

If it wasn’t for dogs, some people would never go for a walk.
– Anonymous

Buy a pup and your money will buy love unflinching.
– Rudyard Kipling

To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring it was peace.
– Milan Kundera

Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.
– Agnes Repplier

The nose of the bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can breathe without letting go.
– Winston Churchill

The dog is a yes-animal, very popular with people who can’t afford to keep a yes-man.
– Robertson Davies

From the dog’s point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
– Mabel Louise Robinson

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
– Josh Billings

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
– Rita Rudner

Bulldogs are adorable, with faces like toads that have been sat on.
– Colette

The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread.
– Portuguese Proverb