Cows Quotes - Page 2

I was the kind of child who worked hard every day with the cows and sheep – I was a very aggressive boy.
– Haile Gebrselassie

I have fruit trees. Cows for fresh milk, yoghurt. My own wheat. I’m basically self-sufficient.
– Imran Khan

I don’t know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there’s a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That’s kind of regrettable.
– Bob Newhart

When you grow up on a dairy farm, cows don’t take a day off. So you work every day and my dad always said, ‘No one can outwork you.’

There’s nothing like sitting back and talking to your cows.
– Russell Crowe

We need to respect the fact that cows are herbivores, and that does not mean feeding them corn and chicken manure.
– Joel Salatin

But I think the majority of cows, and even more so chickens and pigs, are leading pretty miserable lives.
– Peter Singer

Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.
– Jim Bishop

Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.
– P. J. O’Rourke

Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.
– Abbie Hoffman

There exists no politician in India daring enough to attempt to explain to the masses that cows can be eaten.
– Indira Gandhi

Studying cows, pigs and chickens can help an actor develop his character. There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn’t hiss or boo me.
– James Dean

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.
– Dave Barry

A girl’s got to do what she’s got to do to make somebody pay her a compliment. If that means moaning ’til the cows come home, then so be it.
– Cat Deeley

Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hopes that the cow will back up to them.
– Elbert Hubbard

Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said, “I think that I’ll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?”
– Bill Watterson

The friendly cow all red and white, I love with all my heart: She gives me cream with all her might To eat with apple tart.
– Robert Louis Stevenson

She always says, my lord, that facts are like cows. If you look them in the face hard enough they generally run away.
– Dorothy L. Sayers

I never saw a Purple Cow, I never hope to see one: But I can tell you, anyhow I’d rather see than be one.
– Gelett Burgess

Condensed milk is wonderful. I don’t see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans.
– Fred Allen