My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
— Emo Philips
Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or because they didn’t.
— L. L. Henderson
Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it’s in hamburger technology.
– Clive James
The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
– J. Frank Dobie
Colleges are like old age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.
– Bob Dylan
The best helping hand that you will ever receive is the one at the end of your own arm.
– Fred Dehner
The perfect going away gift for a college student athlete. A dictionary.
— Dave Anderson
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to a library.
— Frank Zappa
When solving problems, dig at the roots instead of just hacking at the leaves.
– Anthony J. D’Angelo
You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think.
– Elbert Hubbard
Hitch your wagon to a star.
– Ralph Waldo