College Quotes, Sayings about college life - Page 5

A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.
– Anonymous

If you have a college degree you can be absolutely sure of one thing you have a college degree.
– Anonymous

A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students.
– Anonymous

Never get married in college; it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake.
– Anonymous

College isn’t the place to go for ideas.
– Anonymous

The things taught in schools and colleges are not an education, but the means to an education.
– Anonymous

Does college pay? They do if you are a good open field runner.
– Anonymous

One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it’s very complex, it’s very profound.
– Anonymous

College is the best time of your life.
– Anonymous

No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.
– Anonymous

Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.
– Anonymous

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium;unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach.
– Will Rogers

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income–which he then spends sending his son to college.
– Bill Vaughn

Bryn Mawr had done what a four-year dose of liberal education was designed to do: unfit her for eighty per cent of useful work of the world.
– Toni Morrison

You’ve got a lot of choices. If getting out of bed in the morning is a chore and you’re not smiling on a regular basis, try another choice.
– Steven D. Woodhull

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.
— Dave Barry

The first two years of college are vocabulary lessons. The second two years are spent learning who to ask and where to look it up.
– Bill Austin

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught.
– Oscar Wilde

College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.
– Elbert Hubbard

The quality of a university is measured more by the kind of student it turns out than the kind it takes in.
– Robert J. Kibbee