Collage is the noble conquest of the irrational, the coupling of two realities, irreconcilable in appearance, upon a plane which apparently does not suit them.
– Max Ernst
“Reed College required a thesis for a Bachelor’s degree. Normally a Bachelor’s is sort … fill in your name later on.”
– David Eddings

A best friend isn’t someone who’s just always there for you. It’s someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself.

A Collage Is A Place Where Pebbles Are Polished And Diamonds Dimmed.
– Robert Ingersoll

College Is a Place To Keep Warm Between High School And An Early Marriage.
– George Gobel

College Is A Refuge From Hasty Judgment.
– Robert Frost
College Is The Only Time In Which Being Poor And Drunk Is Acceptable.

They Say That College Is Where You Find Yourself But I Feel More Lost Than Ever.

“The only thing that should make leaving college bearable is the hope against hope that you are taking the best part of it with you.”
– Elizabeth Coleman

‘Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.’

“I’m going to college. I don’t care if it ruins my career. I’d rather be smart than a movie star.”
– Natalie Portman

Live AS IF You Were To Die Tomorrow
Learn As If You Were To Live Forever….

My college, Fitzwilliam, was pretty good but unfashionable and I lived in digs so I was not part of the cloistered ‘old college’ environment, which frankly was a bit intimidating. But I worked hard and settled in by exploring politics and girls.
– Vince Cable

“Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal. My strength lies solely in my tenacity.”
– Louis Pasteur

Never Make Eye Contact While Eating A Banana.
