Coffee Quotes, Sayings about Caffeine - Page 5

Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
– David Letterman

Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.
– Turkish Proverb

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.
– Flash Rosenberg

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.
– Henry Ward Beecher

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.
– Stephanie Piro

You know you’ve been playing too much Nethack when you refer to coffee as a potion of sleep resistance.
– Sweeney Todd Lundgren

In Seattle you haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running.
– Jeff Bezos

A cup of coffee commits one to forty years of friendship.
– Turkish Proverb

Coffee, which makes the politicians wise, And see through all things with his half-shut eyes.
– Alexander Pope

Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
– Anne Morrow Lindbergh

He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something.
– Josephine Baker

No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.
– Sheik Abd

Coffee and love are best when they are hot.
– German Proverb

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
– Ronald Reagan

Black as the devil, Hot as hell, Pure as an angel, Sweet as love.
– Charles Maurice

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
– Alphonse Allais

Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.
– Bob Irwin

I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.
– John Van Druten

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.
– Jonathan Swift

Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.
– Voyager