“The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.”
Even if you’re alone, do not say or do anything wrong. Learn to be ashamed of yourself rather than others
Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business again.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
“No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does.”
Show me good things happen to those who wait.
“it’s funny how you’re nice to my face. it’s hilarious how you talk shit behind my back. and it’s downright comical that you think I’m unaware.”
“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.
We are clever, but we’re clueless.
“You were made by God and for God, and until you understand that, life will never make sense.”
It’s my list of all your clever quips and quotes. you’ll notice it is blank.
I Just Want To Go Someplace Where No One Knows My Name.
“I am not young enough to know everything.”
– Oscar Wilde
Do you ever get the feeling that you’re being watched? Because If It Is Bothering You, I’ll Stop.
It’s funny how after an argument is over, you start to think about more clever shit you could have said.