Clever Quotes and Sayings

“The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.”

Clever Cats

Even if you’re alone, do not say or do anything wrong. Learn to be ashamed of yourself rather than others

– Democritus

Do Not  Say Or Do Anything Wrong

‘I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards.’

I Am A Slow Walker

Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business again.

I Found Your Nose

“It always seems impossible until its done.”

– Nelson Mandela

Impossible

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

Life Moments

“No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does.”
– Francois

No Man Is Clever Enough To Know All The Evil He Does

Show me good things happen to those who wait.

Show Me Good Things

“it’s funny how you’re nice to my face. it’s hilarious how you talk shit behind my back. and it’s downright comical that you think I’m unaware.”

You Are Nice To My Face

“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.

Above Average Drivers

“When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.”
– Wayne Dyer

You Define Yourself

We are clever, but we’re clueless.
– AJL

We Are Clever

“You were made by God and for God, and until you understand that, life will never make sense.”

Life Will Never Make Sense

It’s my list of all your clever quips and quotes. you’ll notice it is blank.

It Is My List

I Just Want To Go Someplace Where No One Knows My Name.

I Just Want To Go Someplace

“I am not young enough to know everything.”

– Oscar Wilde

I am not Young

Do you ever get the feeling that you’re being watched? Because If It Is Bothering You, I’ll Stop.

Do You Ever Get The Feeling

“I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.”
– Norm MacDonald

Clever People

It’s funny how after an argument is over, you start to think about more clever shit you could have said.

After An Argument

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.’
– Albert Einstein

A Clever Person Solves A Problem