Cats Quotes

The naming of cats is a difficult matter. It isn’t just one of your holiday games. You may think at first I’m mad as a hatter. When I tell you a cat must have three different names.
– T.S. Eliot

With the qualities of cleanliness, affection, patience, dignity, and courage that cats have, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats?
– Fernand Mery

After scolding one’s cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.
– Charlotte Gray

Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you’re hungry, eat. When you’re tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet’s, pee on your owner.
– Gary Smith

God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.
– Pablo Picasso

We need a word for all the kitty-prints that are all over my windshield because the cats like to lie on my hood when the car is still warm.
– Megan Coughlin

If animals could speak the dog would be a a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
– Mark Twain

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch.
– Leo Dworken

In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
– Dereke Bruce

A home without a cat and a wellfed, well petted and properly revered catmay be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?
– Pudd’nhead Wilson

Don’t think that I’m silly for liking it, I just happen to like the simple little things, and I love cats!
– Michelle Gardner

You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.
– George Mikes

The sun rose slowly, like a fiery furball coughed up uneasily onto a sky blue carpet by a giant unseen cat.
– Michael McGarel

Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep.
– John Dobbin

When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not passing time with me rather than I with her?
– Montaigne

There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.
– Dan Greenberg

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
– Hippolyte Taine

I’m aloof, I like to run around outside, but I also like to curl up in warm spots. I eat fish.
– Megan Coughlin

Way down deep, we’re all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
– Jim Davis

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
– Anonymous