Birthday Quotes, Sayings for Birthdays - Page 5

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents … and only one for birthday presents, you know.
– Lewis Carroll

Old people are fond of giving good advice; it consoles them for no longer being capable of setting a bad example.
– Francois

Sing a song of Birthdays Full of fun and cheer And may you keep on having them For many a happy year.
– Anonymous

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
– Larry Lorenzoni

If I’d known I was going to live this long (100 years), I’d have taken better care of myself.
– Ubie Blake

The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.
– Oscar Wilde

Call this an unfair generalization if you must,but old people are no good at everything.
– Moe

Sugar in the gourd and honey in the horn,I never was so happy since the hour I was born.
– Anonymous

Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.
– Richard Armour

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.
– Fred Astaire

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
– Anthony Powell

Tis education forms the common mind, Just as the twig is bent, the tree’s incln’d.
– Alexander Pope

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
– Lucille ball

Here’s a posy of flowers, and a basket too, With Birthday greetings all for you.
– Annonymous

Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
– Cora Harvey Armstrong

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
– Jack Benny

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
– Euripides

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
– Mark Twain

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
– C.E.M. Joad

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
– John P. Grier