Birth Control Quotes, Sayings about birth control - Page 2

Last week we passed a birth control bill. Now we are trying to pass a law to put the people to bed an hour earlier.
– Frank L. Gill

If men got pregnant, there would be safe, reliable methods of birth control. They’d be inexpensive too.
– Anna Quindlen

The sign of an intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason.
– Marya Mannes

Birth control that really works: Every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
– Roseanne

We all worry about the population explosion, but we don’t worry about it at the right time.
– Arthur Hoppe

A library is the delivery room for the birth of ideas, a place where history comes to life.
– Norman Cousins

We want far better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent them.
– Dora Winifred

It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca Cola.
– Clare Short

Condoms aren’t completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
– Bob Rubin

The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.
– Anonymous

It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.
– Chinese Proverb

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
– Harry Caray

Whenever I hear of birth control, I always remember that I was the fifth.
– Clarence Darrow

One year they wanted to make me poster boy for birth control.
– Rodney Dangerfield

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
– Spike Milligan

The only remedy against hunger is reasonable birth control.
– Friedrich Durrenmatt

The best contraceptive is the word no repeated frequently.
– Margaret Smith

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
– Joan Rivers

Learn from your parents mistakes use birth control.
– Anonymous

A crying baby is the best form of birth control.
– Carole Tabron