Baseball Quotes, Sayings about baseball sport - Page 5

Trying to sneak a pitch past Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak a sunrise past a rooster.
– Joe Adcock and Curt Simmons

Watching a spring training game is as exciting as watching a tree form its annual ring.
– Jerry Izenberg

There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare.
– Tallulah Bankhead

Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.
– Joe Garagiola

Baseball is reassuring. It makes me feel as if the world is not going to blow up.
– Sharon Olds

I don’t want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
– Rogers Hornsby

I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks in batting practice.
– Casey Stengel

Mickey Mantle just was everything. At my Bar Mitzvah I had an Oklahoma accent.
– Billy Crystal

The strongest thing that baseball has going for it today are its yesterdays.
– Lawrence Ritter

He threw the ball as far from the bat and as close to the plate as possible.
– Casey Stengel

Reggie Jackson hit one off me that’s still burrowing its way to Los Angeles.
– Dan Quisenberry

He shouldn’t have gone to high school. It took three years off his pension.
– Walt Weiss

When they start the game, they don’t yell, Work ball. They say, Play ball.
– Willie Stargell

My name is Ted fucking Williams and I’m the greatest hitter in baseball.
– Ted Williams

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
– Earl Wilson

When we played softball, I’d steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
– Woody Allen

Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.
– George Carlin

I don’t care how long you’ve been around, you’ll never see it all.
– Bob Lemon

The great thing about baseball is that there’s a crisis every day.
– Gabe Paul

The Great American Game should be an unrelenting war of nerves.
– Ty Cobb