April Fool Quotes, Sayings for April Fool’s Day

I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
– Alan Coren

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.
– Henry Louis Mencken

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee,And I’ll forgive Thy great big one on me.
– Robert Frost

Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.
– Gene Brown

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
– Will Rogers

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
– Chinese Proverb

A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees.
– William Blake

If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings.
– Welsh Proverb

Art is the proper task of life.
– Friedrich Nietzsche

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home.
– Twyla Tharp

Art is not a study of positive reality, it is the seeking for ideal truth.
– John Ruskin

Art is man’s expression of his joy in labor.
– Henry A. Kissinger

Art is magic delivered from the lie of being truth.
– Theodor Adorno

Art is a revolt against fate.
– Andre Malraux

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.
– Thomas Merton

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
– Will Roger

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
– Chinese Proverb

If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings.
– Welsh Proverb

A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.
– Anonymous

So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.
– Anonymous