Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about Drinking - Page 7

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
– Henny Youngman

I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer.
– Lady Astor

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
– Homer J Simpson

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will.
– Homer J Simpson

Alcohol is a good preservative for everything but brains.
– Mary Pettibone Poole

They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
– Scottish Proverb

Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.
– NF Simpson

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend!
– Gerard Way

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.
– Rita Rudner

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.
– Brendan Behan

When the wine goes in, strange things come out.
– Johann Christoph

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
– Oscar Wilde

Drunkenness is simply voluntary insanity.
– Seneca

Wine hath drowned more men than the sea.
– Dr. Thomas Fuller

Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution.
– Homer J Simpson

Candy Is dandy, But liquor Is quicker.
– Ogden Nash

When the wine is in, the wit is out.
– Thomas Becon

Drunkenness is temporary suicide.
– Bertrand Russell

Wine is bottled poetry.
– Robert Louis Stevenson

I drink therefore I am.
– W.C. Fields