Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about Drinking - Page 6

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
– Ernest Hemmingway

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
– Francis Scott

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
– George Best

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
Noel Coward

Alcoholism isn’t a spectator sport. Eventually the whole family gets to play.
– Joyce Rebeta

One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
– Lady Astor

The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk they’re sober.
– William Butler Yeats

I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything on.
– Oscar Levant

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go for a week without a drink.
– Joe E Lewis

I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
– Brendan Behan

Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
– Homer J Simpson

I know I’m drinking myself to a slow death, but then I’m in no hurry.
– Robert Benchley

The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
– Norman Brenner

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
– George Bernard Shaw

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
– Winston Churchill

A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into.
– Dr. Thomas Fuller

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
– Benjamin Franklin

Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.
– Homer J Simpson

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
– Bob Marley