Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about Drinking - Page 5

Alcohol removes inhibitions – like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: “Now bring on that damn cat!
– Eleanor Early

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl’s clothes off.
– Raymond Chandler

When money’s tight and hard to get And your horse is also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.
– Flann O’Brien

Here’s to a long life and a merry one A quick death and an easy one A pretty girl and an honest one A cold beer and another one!
– Irish Saying

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
– Frank Sinatra

I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling.
– Frida Kahlo

I have made an important discovery…that alcohol,taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication.
– Oscar Wilde

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
– George Burns

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
– Alex Levine

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.
– Mignon McLaughlin

The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn’t have to attend all those meetings.
– Arthur Lewis

When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Ireland.
– J. P. Donleavy

I like liquor – its taste and its effects – and that is just the reason why I never drink it.
– Thomas Jackson

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.
– Jean Kerr

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars – the rest I just squandered.
– George Best

If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel.
– Robert Louis Stevenson

This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
– Samuel Johnson

A man hath no better thing under the sun, than to eat, and to drink, and to be merry.
– Ecclesiastes

Wine gives a man nothing it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.
– Samuel Johnson

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
– Ann Landers