Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about Drinking - Page 4

Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money.
– Anonymous

The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
– Anonymous

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend !!!!
– Anonymous

This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
– Anonymous

I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
– Anonymous

A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
– Anonymous

One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
– Anonymous

Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
– Anonymous

An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
– Anonymous

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
– Anonymous

Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
– Anonymous

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life’s problems.
– Dan Castellaneta

Of all meat in the world drink goes down the best.
– Proverb

He that drinks fast pays slow.
– Benjamin Franklin

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
– Winston Churchill

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.
– Hunter S. Thompson

I’m in no condition to drive…wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
– Homer J. Simpson

Champagne is the only wine a woman can drink and still remain beautiful.
– Mme. de Pompadour

Wine is as good as life to a man, if it be drunk moderately: what life is then to a man that is without wine? for it was made to make men glad.
– Ecclesiasticus

This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with the beer. Let’s go and beat this guy up and come back and drink some more beer.
– Ernest Hemingway