Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about Drinking - Page 3

I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie less convincingly than they do in briefings and books.
– P.J. O’Rourke

I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling.
– Frida Kahlo

It is the unbroken testimony of all history that alcoholic liquors have been used by the strongest, wisest, handsomest, and in every way best races of all times.
– George Saintsbury

A horrid alcoholic explosion scatters all my good intentions like bits of limbs and clothes over the doorsteps and into the saloon bars of the tawdriest pubs.
– Dylan Thomas

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat – in other words, turn you into an adult.
– P.J. O’Rourke

Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck.
– George Carlin

Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
– Ambrose Bierce

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
– Seneca

Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?
– William Shakespeare

I like my beer cold…my TV loud…and my homosexuals flaming.
– Homer Simpson

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
– Benjamin Franklin

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
– Seneca

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
– Anonymous

A man that lives in alcohol, will die from alcohol too.

Drinking and driving mix only when you’re mixed up.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
– Anonymous

There is a devil in every berry of the grape.
– Anonymous

Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
– Anonymous

A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
– Anonymous

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
– Anonymous