Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about Drinking - Page 2

I don’t have a drinking problem. I drink, get drunk, fall down, NO PROBLEM!

I Don't Have A Drinking Problem

I drink alcohol to drown my problems…unfortunately problems are damn good swimmers.

– Unknown

I Drink Alcohol To Drown My Problems

“I’m very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.”
– unknown

I'm Very Serious About No Alcohol No Drugs. Llife Is Too Beautiful

Keep Calm and Drink Up.

– Unknown

keep calm and drink up

Let’s Get Drunk And Party With Some Really Slutty Boys.
– Unknown

Lets get drunk and party with some really slutty boys

Life Is Better When You Are Drunk.
– Unknown

Life is better when you are drunk

Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol.
– Unknown

Some Days Should Come Warning Label

“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”

– Frank Sinatra

The bible says love your enemy

“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
– Frank Sinatra

The Bible Says Love Your Enemy

The liver is evil. It must be punished.
– Unknown

The Liver Is Evil It Must Be Punished

They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.
– Unknown

They Say So Many People Die Because Of Alcohol Perhaps They Never Realized How Many Of Them Are Born Because Of It

“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.”

– Hunter S. Thompson

They 've always worked for me

To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
– Homer Simpson

To Alcohol The Cause Of And solution To All Of Life 's Problems

There are only two days in the year that nothing can be done. One is called yesterday and the other is called tomorrow, so today is the right day to love, believe, do and mostly live.

– Dalai Lama

Today is the right day to love believe do and mostly live

Truly, alcohol is the mother of every evil.
– Prophet Muhammad

Truly Alcohol Is The Mother Of Every Evil

“You only have so many bottles in your life, never drink a bad bottle.”
– Len Evans

You Only Have So Many Bottels In Your Life, Never Drink A Bad Bottle

Alcoholism is a disease that creates temporary madness and insanity. Drug addiction is a disease that destroys health and humanity.
– Dr T.P.Chia

Alcoholism and drug addiction are killer of mental and physical health. Alcoholic and drug addicts are killing themselves slowly.
– Dr T.P.Chia

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society, except that which makes to road safer, the beer stronger, the old men and women warmer in the winter, and happier in the summer.
– Brendan Behan

Man being reasonable must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication; Glory, the grape, love, gold – in these are sunk – The hopes of all men and of every nation.
– Lord Byron