Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about Drinking

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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck.
– George Carlin

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I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling.
– Frida Kahlo

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If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat – in other words, turn you into an adult.
– P.J. O’Rourke

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Man being reasonable must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication; Glory, the grape, love, gold – in these are sunk – The hopes of all men and of every nation.
– Lord Byron

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It is the unbroken testimony of all history that alcoholic liquors have been used by the strongest, wisest, handsomest, and in every way best races of all times.
– George Saintsbury

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
– Anonymous

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I like my beer cold…my TV loud…and my homosexuals flaming.
– Homer Simpson

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Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
– Seneca

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A man that lives in alcohol, will die from alcohol too.

Submitted by Genalin Sarcepuedes.

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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
– Ambrose Bierce

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
– Benjamin Franklin

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Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
– Seneca

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I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society, except that which makes to road safer, the beer stronger, the old men and women warmer in the winter, and happier in the summer.
– Brendan Behan

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A horrid alcoholic explosion scatters all my good intentions like bits of limbs and clothes over the doorsteps and into the saloon bars of the tawdriest pubs.
– Dylan Thomas

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I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie less convincingly than they do in briefings and books.
– P.J. O’Rourke

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Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra

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Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?
– William Shakespeare

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Wine is bottled poetry.
– Robert Louis Stevenson

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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
– Oscar Wilde

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I drink therefore I am.
– W.C. Fields