The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning ability to, and bics, meaning withstand tremendous boredom.
– Dave Barry
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- If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be meetings. – Dave Barry
- Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. – Dave Barry
- The word aerobics came about when the gym instructors got together and said, “If we’re going to charge $10 an hour, we can’t call it jumping up and down.” – Rita Rudner
- In love, we worry more about the meaning of silences than the meaning of words. – Mason Cooley
- You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
- You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, My God, you’re RIGHT! I NEVER would’ve thought of that! – Dave Barry
- You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, My God, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that! – Dave Barry
- Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. – Dave BarryDave Barry
- To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry
- ‘Escargot’ is French for ‘fat crawling bag of phlegm’. – Dave Barry