It’s so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg.
– J.C. Snead
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- You’ve just got one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it. – Sam Snead
- These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. – Sam Snead
- You see much more of your children once they leave home. – Lucille Ball
- Chemistry is really about two people who like to act together, I think. It’s like tennis in the most cliched way. It’s like if you hit the ball, they hit the ball back, and they don’t hit it into the stands, and they don’t put the ball in their pocket and walk off – and
- Chemistry is really about two people who like to act together, I think. It’s like tennis in the most cliched way. It’s like if you hit the ball, they hit the ball back, and they don’t hit it into the stands, and they don’t put the ball in their pocket and walk off – and
- If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt. – Dean Martin
- When they start the game, they don’t yell, Work ball. They say, Play ball. – Willie Stargell
- When they start the game, they don’t yell, “Work ball.” They say, “Play ball.” – Anonymous
- The tennis ball doesn’t know how old I am. The ball doesn’t know if I’m a man or a woman or if I come from a communist country or not. Sport has always broken down these barriers. – Martina Navratilova
- Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt. – Will Rogers