Pick a number between one
“Pick a number between one to ten. Now, pick the number that you think I picked you to pick.?”
– Jarod Kintz
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- I want to make something of myself. I believe it’s called a statue. – Jarod Kintz
- Vacation, I go there in my mind. Especially when I’m at work, getting paid for it.? ? Jarod Kintz
- I can read lips. Especially if they have words tattooed on them. – Jarod Kintz
- I’m going to Australia. But first I’ve got to put on my swimming suit and stretch.? – Jarod Kintz
- It’s amazing how nostalgia filters out the bad and focuses only on the good. – Jarod Kintz
- “I’d like to play a game of Marco Polo—in the 13th century.” – Jarod Kintz
- “I own my own shoelaces, but my shoes I rent by the bowling game.” – Jarod Kintz
- Before I make you boss, I want to tattoo “Assistant” around your asshole.? ? Jarod Kintz
- I’ve got a flesh-colored tattoo. I drew it myself. You should see it sometime, if only you could see it (it’s invisible).? – Jarod Kintz
- “If our destiny stems from our name, then I weep for the flower named Wilt.” – Jarod Kintz