Please, dear God, don’t let me fuck up.
– Alan B. Shepard Jr.
- Why don’t you light that candle ? – Alan Shepard
- It’s a very sobering feeling to be up in space and realize that one’s safety factor was determined by the lowest bidder on a government contract. – Alan Shepard
- Take away the right to say “fuck” and you take away the right to say “fuck the government.” – Lenny Bruce
- But my dear man, reality is only a Rorschach ink-blot, you know. – Alan Watts
- When you die it’s the end of your life. – SAM SHEPARD
- The mind ain’t nothing without the old body tagging along to follow things through. – Sam Shepard
- For what I give, not what I take, For battle, not for victory, My prayer of thanks I make. – Odell Shepard
- Love at first sight is a polite phrase used when one wants to fuck a stranger. – Sheeja Jose
- Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck. – George Carlin
- “You said you were a fairy princess You said you were a shooting star You said we’d go to Bora Bora Now look at where the fuck we are” – Jennifer Egan