You’re slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
– Dilbert
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- Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. – Charlie Brown
- Nothing spoils the taste of peanut butter like unrequited love. – Charlie Brown
- Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. – Charlie Brown
- But if you pick up every other magazine, it is the peanut butter diet, or the cabbage soup diet, and then you go to the radio and you hear that you can drink some solution and you will lose weight overnight. It just does not work that way! – Richard Simmons
- Collective fear stimulates herd instinct, and tends to produce ferocity toward those who are not regarded as members of the herd. – Bertrand Russell
- Well, I will find you twenty lascivious turtles ere one chaste man. – William Shakespeare
- I don’t want to live in a world where I could say to my daughter, ‘There used to be turtles that swam in the ocean.’ – Angela Kinsey
- Any slower and he’d be in reverse. – Gignac
- No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut. – Channing Pollock
- Time goes by a lot slower when you miss the one you love. – Anonymous