He who marries a beautiful
He who marries a beautiful wife and he who plants corn by the roadside all have the same problem; insecurity.
- Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
- An old man who marries a young wife grows younger but she grows older. – Proverb
- Animals are something invented by plants to move seeds around. An extremely yang solution to a peculiar problem which they faced. – Terence McKenna
- He who plants a tree Plants a hope. – Lucy Larcom
- A man marries a woman hoping she would never change, a woman marries a man thinking that she can change him.
- Southern political personalities, like sweet corn, travel badly. They lose flavor with every hundred yards away from the patch. By the time they reach New York, they are like Golden Bantam that has been trucked up from Texas – stale and unprofitable. The consumer forgets that the corn tastes different where it grows. – A. J.
- A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries. – Anonymous
- He who plants a tree, plants a hope. – Lucy Larcom
- The great thing about candy is that it can’t be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. And all Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. – Rosecrans Baldwin
- In a perfect world, my tennis game gets better. I have kids and a beautiful wife and live on some hill somewhere that’s not in Los Angeles. And the script that Tom Hanks just barely turned down gets in my hands. – Matthew Perry